May I introduce to you The Apro-Tron. The Apro-Tron is a horrible name for my custom apron that I made last night. I'm pretty excited about it actually. You may be asking yourself, 'Why would she waste time a) making a dumb apron and b) posting pictures of it online and c) put lightning and scary mountains in your Apro-Tron header?'. Well, cause I'm a nerd. That's all I can tell you :) Generic aprons out there always bothered me for different reasons so I made my own to solve some my problems.

First, oven mitts always disappear in the commercial kitchen I work at...and the apron material alone is too thin to pick up hot pans, so I sewed oven mitts to the bottom.

When operating the huge dishwasher I would get completely soaked, all the way to my jeans, so I've put a removable piece of industrial plastic on the inside of the fabric.

I always hated the back side of normal aprons cause they rested on my back weird. So I made a criss-cross tie so it's more comfy.
I always need to carry crap from the walk-in fridge to the cooking area, like eggs or something, so I made a big deep pocket in the front.
The main reason I made this is for a reason I shouldn't mention in mixed company... I'll say it like this, most aprons are too narrow on top, making it awkward for certain women, and it would get dirty from splashes and stuff... SO I made it extra comfortable and form fitting at the top.
Tonight is the first trial run, so we'll see what else I should add. Oh, and I'm not the best sewer in the world, (meaning I have no idea what I'm doing) mainly cause I start projects without exact measurements and stuff cause I'm too impatient to care about that sort of thing...but it works!